Don’t Try This At Home – Or In New York – Part 2

If there was a law in New York for having a severe brain fart, Plaxico should have been given a ticket, paid a fine and been released.  Unfortunately, there is no such law, or else the liberal politicians would have already bailed out New York State from its financial woes years ago.

But liberal RINO Bloomberger the have-it-his-way gun banner wants to make an example out of Mr. Burress.

He is even willing for the New York Giants to suffer.

New York should do the following instead:

  1. Fine Plaxico $100,000.00 for being inconsiderate and brain-farting in public.
  2. Recognize there is a United States of America that has a constitution that all of the New York politicians swore to uphold when they took office.
  3. Recognize the recent Heller decision from the SCOTUS (Supreme Court Of The United States) and issue CCW permits to all law-abiding citizens who apply.
  4. Require the New York Giants hire me to advise their players on the correct way to carry concealed weapons for two years at a salary of $200,000.00 per year.
  5. Require the NFL to hire me for a 10-year contract at $300,000.00 per year to instruct the all NFL players after my two years with the NY Giants ends.
  6. My home bases would be in Philadelphia, New Orleans and Monterey.  Yes, I know there are no NFL teams in Monterey, but the California teams can travel to Monterey for instruction.  I could even combine spring training with the instruction by incorporating wild boar hunting, as they have to be able to run really fast and climb trees to get out of the way of a boar if they miss.

This is a n0-brainer, so the New York politicians should have no problem with it.






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