Indiana and the Liberal Temple of Doom – Part 1 of 5

I have had the pleasure of visiting the Great State of Indiana.  One time around Christmas I experienced the severe effects of Global Warming with temperatures chilling me to the bone despite an extremely well insulated down coat, boots and gloves.

My teeth still chatter to this very day as I recall the snow (very pretty with the Christmas lights (yes, they still have Christmas lights in Indiana, despite the Democrat Party Machine slowly gaining control).

Another time, I visited for the 4^th of July and had a ball being able to shoot off real rockets and fireworks in celebration of the birth of the United States.  It was also warm, but not the frying pan heat that Al tries to gore us with along with the drowning polar bears that are not drowning.

One evening, I needed to get some money from a teller machine.  I am waiting in line around 10 PM or so, and a person steps up behind me and he had a gun.  Milliseconds later, I noticed that the person ahead of me had a gun also.  No, this was not outside of a donut shop and the people were definitely not police officers, or even undercover cops.

I was trapped!  If I did not have a calm demeanor when placed in stressful situations, I might have tried shouting out to warn the woman withdrawing money from the teller machine.  I decided instead to take action.

Alas, I just bravely turned around and faced the person who was standing defiantly behind me and said in my strong calm voice “Nice Glock 21 you have there!”  Surprisingly, we struck up a conversation and were immediately interrupted by the person standing in front of me and in back of the nice old lady withdrawing the cash, who said “Thank you!”