Al Gore, the self-proclaimed inventor of the Internet, unsuccessful Presidential candidate and the world’s leading expert on Global Warming has a slight problem.
No, it’s not the pending passage or defeat of the Carbon Cap and Tax legislation. Big Al will make out either way.
If the Cap and Tax is defeated, Al will be able to travel the world collecting millions of dollars talking about Global Warming and how to fix it by turning the entire world in third-world countries instead of making all countries wealthy by a healthy dose of capitalism.
If it is passed, Gore will make millions brokering carbon credits, as he has already set up a company the will be selected by the Obama administration as one of the companies that is authorized to perform the transactions. Remember not anyone will be able to trade carbon credits.
Gore is already buying carbon offset credits from himself! He owns HUGE houses with electric bills that are larger than what most of us gross in a month. He must be the world’s expert on carbon emissions, as his activities and lifestyle certainly bloviate from his orifices.
But this is not a problem since all the greenies, liberals and media ignore his wastefulness and carbon footprint. His carbon footprint is bigger than he is!
Gore’s problem is that his home experienced the coldest July 21st on record. It was colder than the previous record set in 1877, just a little bit before those big, bad, evil SUV’s were born.
The Global Warming idiots claim a rise in just 2 degrees in 150 years will destroy the planet. How come a 2 degree drop in 132 years didn’t destroy us?