This story is so strange, you would think it could only come from San Francisco, the lovely Sodom by the Sea out here on the Left Coast in California. The really strange part is that the story does not come from ‘Frisco.
Before you continue reading aloud, please get the kiddies our of hearing range and make sure they can’t see your screen reflected by a mirror. Double-check the kids as I do not want to be accused of contributing to the delinquency of a child or for child endangerment either.
Heck, out here on the Left Coast I could also get slapped with some obscure terrorist threat law that they love to throw at conservatives.
Here we go.
The setting is in Papua, Indonesia.
Imaging you are applying for a job at the police department.
After passing their psychological test you get to show off your shooting skills and then get interviewed.
Since Papua is in real need of police due to some terrorist activity, it would be no surprise that they might even hire ex-BART police officers.
One question is: “Have you had your penis enlarged?” I am not kidding!
Answering YES to that question will be the kiss of death (no pun, sexual or gender discrimination intended) to this job.
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee,” the expert said.
I wonder if taking Viagra would also bar you from becoming a police officer?