With all the souls lost in the recent earthquake in Japan, everyone should be praying for God to comfort the families who have lost members and their homes. For those who are injured, we should pray for healing and comfort.
But I know not everyone will pray to God through Jesus, His Son.
I do hear loud prayers from those who are worshiping an a different alter – the alter of Global Warming, or if you prefer, the alter of Climate Change as it has been renamed when scientific facts showed the earth was actually entering a micro ice age of cooling.
They are warning us their god of climate is mad and is shaking the earth apart in response to all the heathen skeptics of their teachings. They say the recent earthquakes in Japan are the start and the tsunami is proof that the climate god is mad.
If we don’t change right away, the shaking will get worse!. Repent and start using those compact fluorescent light bulbs; don’t dare use regular high-output fluorescents or, heaven forbid, incandescent bulbs.
Change to low-flush toilets or put a brick in them and flush half as much. Don’t pay attention to the sewer systems that are filling up with hard waste deposits, as the decreased flow would not keep them flushed clean. More taxpayer dollars will take care of that problem.
Interestingly, there is an increase in the number of bubonic plague cases in the cities. The Black Plague loves the buildup in the sewers and the rats that live down there are more than happy to serve as distribution points to spread the disease that was once eliminated after Europe cleaned up the poop from their gutters.
Hmmmm…. maybe the climate god is already moving to wipe out the evil skeptics with the Black Plague.
Well, I guess we will not have to worry about the earthquakes anymore.