Let’s hope Manuel Cruz never had contact with Osama Bin Laden.  If he did we may not find the terrorist behind 9/11/2001 until 2017!  Manuel had been hiding in the mountains of northern Portugal. Read more »

How does Blofeld’s organization remind me of President Obama’s administration?

A lot of SPecial Executive orders were signed in the first 150 days.  Remember: “Stroke of the pen, law of the land; kinda cool!”

Obama has cut back on Counter-intelligence and has hog-tied all the agencies involved. Read more »

I was watching You Only Live Twice.  James Bond was caught trying to enter the space capsule and was taken to the control room where he met his nemesis, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the head of SPECTRE. Read more »

You nerves are frayed to the max and you have been up for three days fighting from building to building.  Some of your fellow soldiers and close friends were just cut down by a terrorist using a child and her mother as cover.

Fortunately, he just ran out of ammo and throws down his AK-47 and puts his hands in the air.  You and your remaining friends cuff him and take him back to you base to interrogate him and find out what his fellow terrorists have planned for that evening. Read more »

Rush Limbaugh often demonstrates absurdity by being totally absurd.  He also has an uncanny knack for being a political seer.  His crystal ball is mysteriously accurate.

Rush created Club Gitmo.  I confess could not resist buying a few orange Gitmo T-shirts and wearing them at a hotel NEA meeting and PO-ing a few liberal educators.  I arrived at the hotel a day early for the national Gun Rights Policy Conference, so I was able to get in a double-whammy of irritating liberals, but let me get back to my story. Read more »

Take this scenario:

A nice Chinese Gentleman moves in right next to you.  Other than a funny look he gives toward the cross you are wearing around your neck, he seems like an ideal neighbor.  He is courteous when you occasionally pass him, but he avoids eye contact.

Through his sliding glass door that opens into his living room you see him all the time working on a high-end laptop.  You figure he must have a high-tech job or a home-based business he runs through the Internet. Read more »

I can say it now, because it will not endanger sources or methods at the FBI, but I know from personal dealings with the FBI that the local field offices involved in high tech investigations in 2000 and early 2001 did not even have the capability to open up FoxPro databases for analysis.  In fact, I offered to give them a brand-new shrink-wrapped FoxPro software package and they said that they could not even accept the gift as they were prevented by law from accepting it! Read more »

After the arrest of some terrorists in New York, the NYPD released some information that these were just a group of people who wanted to see themselves on TV.  Conspicuously missing in the announcement was any mention of religion, so the public was led to believe that these people were just a group of friends that decided to have some fun and blow things up. Read more »

Pakistan told the United States that they were “not adding to our [nuclear] stockpile as such.  Why do we need more?”

Asif Ali Zardari, the President of Pakistan, parsed his words quite well.  That little phrase “as such” has an immense meaning.  It appears that Pakistan is adding to their nuclear stockpile by making pieces of the weapons.  Imagine a room or even rooms full of all the parts necessary to build A-Bombs.  Imagine bombs all complete with the exception of the arming device.  Technically, neither of these are part of a nuclear stockpile if you don’t mind splitting hairs or redefining the meaning of “is”. Read more »

Here is a letter I just wrote to President Obama:

Dear President Obama,

I thought that once you became Commander in Chief of our troops, you would mellow and shed some of the far-left anti-military pre-election rhetoric.  It saddens me to learn that you have not changed since being handed the reins of our world-elite soldiers.

Our troops were sent into battle by the President and Commander in Chief along with a resounding vote of encouragement of Congress.  They willingly moved forth and performed admirably with full support of the American public.  They were put in harm’s way to defend the United States and her citizens and wound up freeing more than 26 million Muslim women, children and men from the suffrage of Radical Islam. Read more »