by
Fred Hoot on May 25, 2012 in
Strange and Offbeat
First came the “confusion of feelings” and men/men and female/female relationships. Next came Sexual Identity where Johnnie says “I feel like a girl, so I should be able to dress as a girl and go into the women’s rest room.”
Next came the mutilating operations changing males into females. After that the addadicktome operation made females into males.
Now if that isn’t confusing to out youth, the “asexual” comes into being. An artist had his penis and scrotum with its contents surgically removed. He opted not to have the female orifice created thus becoming the world’s first voluntary asexual being.
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by
Fred Hoot on February 7, 2011 in
Hunter Safety,
Strange and Offbeat
(Originally posted at www.leftcoastfirearms.com)

Los Angeles School Police Officer Jeffrey Stenroos
Jeffrey Stenroos, a Los Angeles School Police Officer who committed a hoax when he said a parolee shot him, is being investigated for shooting himself. Jeffrey is now saying he “accidentally” fired his gun.
I support our police officers to the hilt, but something about this incident screams “Accident – NOT!!!” Read more »

9mm Glock - Tim Sloan-AFP-Getty Images
I like my Glocks. So do a lot of other people.
I would venture to say that a lot of our nation’s police departments use a 9mm Glock.
A wide receiver, Plaxico Burress has played for the Pittsburgh Steelers and New York Giants football teams. He loves his Glock, although he should have taken a safety course on how to carry one and also get a CCW license.
Even Representative Gabrielle Giffords who survived an assassination attempt a week ago was quoted as saying “I have a Glock 9mm, and I’m a pretty good shot.” Read more »
I remember the Barbie Doll Craze when I was growing up. My sisters had them and I thought they were crazy. Little did anyone know that if those original dolls were saved they would bring big bucks today as collector’s items.
Barbie was responsible for a lot of female development. When Barbie had her house, car and Ken, millions of girls grew up, married their Ken and moved into a nice home and raised a family. Read more »
by
Fred Hoot on July 7, 2009 in
Entertainment,
Strange and Offbeat
Michael Jackson’s casket was just leaving the Staples Center after the memorial when the City of Los Angeles started whining about the cost they had to bear. They are still adding up the figures and the cost so far is estimated at $5 million. Read more »
by
Fred Hoot on February 23, 2009 in
Random Wanderings,
Strange and Offbeat
Viviane Castro, no relation that I know of to Fidel, danced again this year in the Rio Carnival parade. And like last year she wore just a 1-1/2″ piece of tape. The news article did not mention where, but just use your imagination.
Obama’s face was painted on her right thigh, not because Obama is a right-winger, but he might be considered a little to the right of Brazil’s President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. Luiz was painted on her left thigh. If Viviane was following politics, she would have put both faces on her left thigh, but that would have been unbalanced. Besides, she is an artist – of the Samba.
I can just imagine her strutting down the street with her undulating motions causing the pair of faces to kiss.
by
Fred Hoot on February 18, 2009 in
Strange and Offbeat
In order for you to understand where I am coming from in my comments, I need to share a few things with you.
I love cats. Nothing would taste better than a California Mountain Lion slow-roasted over a spit on a mesquite fire. I have to confess that I have not actually tracked down a mountain lion here in California nor shot one nor even tasted its meat, but I imagine it tastes good. Read more »
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by
Fred Hoot on January 9, 2009 in
Crime,
Strange and Offbeat
The police in Walnut Ridge, Arkansas, saw a light on in a business that should have been closed. They went to investigate. At first glance they knew they would find dead bodies, possibly dead ones with tubes hanging out of them and saws and other bloody instruments of torture. Read more »