Yesterday, many people, including me, wore up to a new Zodiac with my astrological sign changed!

Scientists, astronomers and astrologers evidently agreed that we have been following the wrong sign!

I am wondering how this will affect our political contests and how everyone interacts in our political soup.

Here are the changes:

Sign                 New dates                   Old Dates

Capricorn:       Jan. 20 – Feb. 16          December 22 – January 19

Aquarius:         Feb. 16 – March 11      January 20 – February 18

Pisces:             March 11- April 18     February 19 – March 20

Aries:               April 18 – May 13       March 21 – April 19

Taurus:            May 13 – June 21        April 20 – May 20

Gemini:           June 21 – July 20         May 21 – June 20

Cancer:            July 20 – Aug. 10        June 21 – July 22

Leo:                 Aug. 10 – Sept. 16       July 23 – August 22

Virgo:              Sept. 16 – Oct. 30        August 23 – September 22

Libra:               Oct. 30 – Nov. 23        September 23 – October 22

Scorpio:           Nov. 23 – Nov. 29       October 23 – November 21

Ophiuchus:      Nov. 29 – Dec. 17

Sagittarius:      Dec. 17 – Jan. 20         November 22 – December 21

President Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961, exactly where on Earth is up for debate, so creating a complete astrological chart is impossible at this point in time.  Despite that, Barack was a Leo and now is a Cancer.

So this is why that disastrous health care reform is probably going to be repealed.  We now know Obama is a Cancer for our nation!  Plus, he sort of sucked as our chief LEO (Law Enforcement Officer).

Sarah Palin was born on February 11, 1964. As her old sign of Aquarius she was known as taking social systems and making them work for the people.  i.e. she got rid of the corruption when she was mayor.

As the new sign of Capricorn, she may achieve the Presidency.  The symbol of Capricorn is a mountain goat on top of a mountain.  That goat never gave up on the difficult clime to the top and survived when others less determined and prepared have tumbled down that hill and killed their political career.  Go Sarah!

Rush Limbaugh born on January 12, 1951 was a Capricorn and we saw his climb to the top of the talk radio mountain, never giving up in spite of being fired early on in his broadcasting career.  And Rush gets even more powerful under his new sign of Sagittarius.  It is the sign under which philosophic and scholastic greatness is enhanced.  It is also the sign of the truth seeker.  Go Rush!

I forgot to add a “Go Obama” and I apologize for leaving him out.  You see, if I had added that it would have been interpreted by the libs that I was not referring to “go forward” but “Go Away.”  Under the new following of political civility, I have omitted it.

We also need to vet out the politicians who now have the sign of Ophiuchus.  They are snake handlers.  Will they be the politicians who weed out and trap the true snakes in Washington and Sacramento?

How is this going to affect me?

I was a Gemini and was given only the good half of the twin by God’s good grace.

When I woke up yesterday, I knocked over a small bookshelf with a display of antique china dishes.  Today I found out why that happened: I am now a Taurus.

Oh well, this astrology stuff may just be a bunch of bull as far as I’m concerned with its effects in by life.