Early To Bed, Early To Rise

This is about the most ridiculous and stupid thing I have ever heard of in the fight to reduce “Global Warming”. Despite the face that there has been global cooling in the last ten years and the phrase “Climate Change” now replaced Global warming, which replaced Global Colling of the 1960′s, countries are still duped into fighting man-made carbon dioxide emissions. Besides, Carbon dioxide levels have recently been proven not to be related to Global Warming.

Well, back to the most stupidest dog trick that Japan is trying to sell to it’s subjects. Read more »



Cool Hand Gore

Al Gore, the self-proclaimed inventor of the Internet, unsuccessful Presidential candidate and the world’s leading expert on Global Warming has a slight problem.

No, it’s not the pending passage or defeat of the Carbon Cap and Tax legislation.  Big Al will make out either way. Read more »



Greenpeace Reports Destruction of Virgins – Part 2

See, I told you I would return!  Let’s recap your answers to my questions:

You said that I have the biggest carbon footprint and am destroying the earth by making it hotter by emitting all that carbon dioxide from the house, all the CO2 it takes to make the Big Macs (or any fast food for that matter) and that Hummer is just the final death blow to our environment.

You also said that I destroy the most virgins.  You probably say that because the vegan in my back yard has the sheep to keep him company on the cold nights. Read more »



Greenpeace Reports Destruction of Virgins – Part 1

For the sake of an example, let’s say I live in a Hollywood mansion, eat a lot of McDonald’s Big Macs and drive a Hummer (I will need the large hummer after eating all of those burgers).  The Waco so-called environmentalists would have a great time protesting my so-called carbon footprint.

Add that to the fact I am a trumpet player in a great funk band and have virginal groupies chasing me all over after each performance for a private recital.  I use cloth butt wipes that one of my house maids washes and fluffs each day as my only nod to being environmentally conscious. Read more »



Tell Stupid Politicians to Bag It With Their New Tax

 

The Left Coast is full of kooks and they are not just limited to the protestors or liberal voters.  Liberalism, the disease, has spread to officials that are just strangling the economy and people of the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia.  Even the local political kooks are doing their best to kill all businesses, both big and small. Read more »



It Feels Good To Recycle

You can do a lot of things just by sitting in front of your computer and clicking here and there and maybe a few well-placed hits on the keyboard.

I woke up this morning to what seemed like a normal day.  The sun had yet to peek over the horizon, but I knew it was coming by a slight glow.  I sat down at the computer I mentioned earlier updated the Golden State Second Amendment Council web site and then thought I would write a quick blog or two.

As a firm believer in Conservation (but not preservation) of our earthly resources given to us by God, I threw a plastic soda bottle consumed the night before into the recycle bag I take to the New Venture Church on Sunday so the College Ministry can help support their programs.  After this green deed, I was rudely reminded that California is in dire need of building more power plants and more support infrastructure in the form of transmission lines.

The environmentally-challenged here in California think we can double the population and not add any additional power (all for the good of the poor little furry creatures and their children).  The sudden lack of power just ticked me off, but since the sun had just risen, I took a shower.  Now dried off and the electricity suddenly restored, I could continue with my blog.

After a few reboots my computer finally started cooperating and I was off and typing.  Suddenly, I felt the need to perform another deed that would diminish my carbon footprint, and lo and behold, Bill Gates, of all people, provided me with a perfect recycling opportunity!

 

 It felt so good to click that Yes button!  Now I am set for the day with much lighter shoes.



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