Hello I Am Pastor Ralph

Let me introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’m Pastor Ralph.

I’m new to this bloggin’ stuff, so I thought a little bit of Sympathy For The Devil (by the Rolling Stones’ Mick Jagger and Keith Richards) in my introduction was appropriate for my foray into this media, which is quite different from the pulpit and then again quite the same.

This will be the only bit of sympathy I will show for Satan and those who have decided to worship his evil ways. I will be a witness, if they desire, to sinners finally deciding to repent and embrace Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

As to all others: BEWARE. I will relentlessly bring to light those in our government and society who are the worst sinners, in my humble opinion.

By the way, I have broken all Ten Commandments in one time of my life and have probably broken all of the traditional Mosaic law with the exception of laying down with animals and other men.

Yes, I have committed Murder, not a physical murder, but murder as defined by Jesus Himself:

Matthew 5:21-22 (NASB)
21 “You have heard that the ancients were told, ‘You shall not commit murder ‘ and ‘Whoever commits murder shall be liable to the court.’
22 “But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, ‘You good-for-nothing,’ shall be guilty before the Sanhedrin [supreme court]; and whoever says, ‘You fool,’ shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell.

I have repented and asked Jesus for forgiveness. I have also declared and hereby publicly state again that I accept Jesus as my only Lord and Savior.

You see, to paraphrase the old saying, it takes a Sinner to catch a Sinner.

So you sinners out there, BE AWARE.



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