This story is so strange, you would think it could only come from San Francisco, the lovely Sodom by the Sea out here on the Left Coast in California. The really strange part is that the story does not come from ‘Frisco.
Before you continue reading aloud, please get the kiddies our of hearing range and make sure they can’t see your screen reflected by a mirror. Double-check the kids as I do not want to be accused of contributing to the delinquency of a child or for child endangerment either.
Heck, out here on the Left Coast I could also get slapped with some obscure terrorist threat law that they love to throw at conservatives. Read more »