- Tim DeChristopher Dressed To Combat Global Warming
I was speaking of traitors a while back. I would like to add another person: Tim DeChristopher.
Under the guise of an oil investor, Tim got into a government auction and falsely bid up drilling rights to more than 100,000 acres in Utah. Using tactics that would make a Marxist proud, Tim managed to make the United States more dependent on oil fields in terrorist-supporting countries.
Tim is now responsible for $1,800,000.00 worth of leases and says he is willing to go to jail to defend his right to help save Mother Earth from Global Warming.
We should just give the leases to the next highest bidders and let them get some oil and bring down the price of gas some more.
We should also find all the ecoterrorist groups Tim and his associates hang with and make them subsidize out gasoline for 50-cents a gallon. That should bring them down to earth for a while.
As for Tim, let’s construct an outdoor prison in Aspen and put tents in there. Then give Tim and his cohorts one blanket to share to keep them warm. After all, with all the global warming going on in Aspen, they might even need a fan to keep cool. If they get really cold, they could just act out Brokeback Mountain, since the Sundance Film Festival is held there.
